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  • We must do better.
  • Mistakes were made.
  • It's a huge step forward.
  • Stop moaning and come and help us.
  • This mistake will not occur again.
  • We need to do better for our users.
  • Something has gone desperately wrong.
  • We will make sure that it doesn't happen again.
  • The safety of our customers is our number one priority.
  • This is an upsetting event to all of us here at Cluelessco.
  • Cluelessco will fix what's broken so it never happens again.
  • There has been evidence of mistakes and errors of judgement.
  • All data is completely anonymous and related to purchases only.
  • Cluelessco is sorry and would take responsibility for the issues.
  • We take our responsibilities to these industry issues very seriously.
  • Cluelessco will conduct a thorough review of the truly horrific event.
  • This is the first time Cluelessco has been fined for a reporting error.
  • We are grateful to Megacorp for bringing this content to our attention.
  • We are working with Cluelessco to address shortcomings and deficiencies.
  • Order and simplification are the first steps toward mastery of a subject.
  • The best possible protection of clients' personal details was a priority.
  • We appreciate the Plebo's willingness to reach out to us about the mistake.
  • However due to legal reasons we are unable to comment specifically on this case.
  • The Plebo has not received the service he expected and deserved from Cluelessco.
  • We are genuinely sorry when that hasn't happened and it hasn't happened too often.
  • We do however, believe that there are some lessons we can learn from this experience.
  • What we see on this video does not reflect our values or how we care for our customers.
  • We have no evidence at present to suggest that there is a problem in their supply chain.
  • It is never our intention to offend and we are sorry if any has been caused by this advert.
  • Treating our customers and each other with respect and dignity is at the core of who we are.
  • We are disappointed by the lawsuit, and we are fully prepared to defend ourselves vigorously.
  • We fully accept the judgement of the court and have made contact to ensure the matter is settled.
  • We are currently investigating how this could have happened, and deeply regret that this occurred.
  • We are now undertaking a review of our processes to help ensure such situations do not happen again.
  • We will get in touch with each customer so we can investigate how these instances may have happened.
  • It's business as usual for our customers and associates and we will be appealing the court decision.
  • We are also reaching out to talk directly to the Plebo and further address and resolve the situation.
  • We're working hard to fix this problem and apologise to customers for any inconvenience this may cause.
  • The bottom line is that this feature isn’t working the way it should. We’re sorry and we’re going to fix it.
  • Cluelessco doesn’t publicly comment on individual cases and especially those that involved divorce proceedings.
  • Cluelessco was conducting a review and reaching out to the Plebo to further address and resolve this situation.
  • It was heart-breaking to see that some of our users were upset to learn about how we monetize our free service.
  • Cluelessco are sorry to hear of the Plebo's experience which falls short of the high standards we set ourselves.
  • We regret that and will continue to keep our internal processes under review to ensure this does not happen again.
  • In order to ensure brand safety, we are pausing activity across Megacorp platforms whilst the matter is worked through.
  • We have apologised for this error and have taken steps to minimise the possibility of a similar incident occurring again.
  • We seek to make Cluelessco a just workplace and there can be absolutely no place for this kind of behaviour at Cluelessco.
  • Cluelessco have been in touch to offer the Plebo an apology and we will be looking into how we can learn from this incident.
  • Our team is moving with a sense of urgency to work with the authorities and conduct our own detailed review of what happened.
  • By now I'm sure you've seen the video where I treated the Plebo disrespectfully. To say that I am ashamed is an extreme understatement.
  • We have taken actions to put things right for these customers and all necessary works for both Plebos have now been completed as agreed.
  • This error was subsequently corrected and Cluelessco has since improved its accounting practices, reporting structures and staff guidance.
  • We apologise for any distress and frustration experienced by our customer following the incident and his subsequent contact with Cluelessco.
  • We are committed to delivering Thingoes of the highest quality and service and we take our responsibilities to our customers extremely seriously
  • Our ongoing investigations point to a human error by one of our third-party technology providers, which led to an exposure of an extract of data.
  • Cluelessco take great care to deliver clear and accurate price labels for our customers so they can make informed decisions on the products they buy.
  • Cluelessco are disappointed that errors occurred and will be working with the Collaborators involved to reinforce our responsibilities to our customers.
  • We are ashamed of the shortcomings identified in this report and we are determined to do all we can to ensure that nothing like this ever happens again.
  • My job as your leader is to lead and that starts with behaving in a way that makes us all proud. That is not what I did, and it cannot be explained away.
  • We are committed to providing our customers with a great experience and we would like to apologise to anyone who felt our high standards had not been met.
  • It's the first time this has come to my attention so I have instructed our new Chief Plebo Officer to conduct an urgent investigation into these allegations.
  • Customer feedback is very important to us, and we have been looking into the detail of each complaint so that we can continue to improve our offer to our customers.
  • Our actions in handling the incident were carried out in good faith but we note the comments of the judge and we will take learning from this incident moving forward.
  • Given the range of technical errors made by Cluelessco, there also needs to be a review of how the Overlord's processes and requirements could be clarified or improved.
  • We are sorry that this occurred. It is clear that we can do better, and we’ll continue to work hard to live up to the high standards people rightly expect of Cluelessco.
  • We immediately responded by removing all anti-predator devices from the area, initiating an inquiry into the incident, and launching a review of current operating procedures.
  • We continue to be committed to giving the Plebs clear and fair information so they can make the right decision, and are contacting those affected to ensure they are satisfied.
  • We are currently following up to understand what went wrong and have apologised to the Plebo and his family as well as offered a very generous compensation to the family for their inconvenience.
  • While our documentation did accurately contain all the necessary information, we recognise that some of the key information in our letters was not as prominently displayed as it should have been.
  • The ongoing investigations relate to national spending by Megacorp and Cluelessco will continue to co-operate with the Investigators and other authorities so that the matter can be resolved as soon as possible.