Driven Wisdom

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• No job too small, no fee too big!
• It is bad luck to be superstitious.
• Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
• Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
• All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
• I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
• Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.
• Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.