Driven Wisdom

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  • No job too small, no fee too big!
  • It is bad luck to be superstitious.
  • Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
  • Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
  • All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
  • I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
  • Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.
  • Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.